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  CHILDREN are dreadful regardless of whether they have had sugar, it has emerged.
  MIDDLE class families visiting National Trust parks and woodland for their daily exercise are to be exempt from lockdown rules because it is...
  A FREE-THINKING woman making a bold statement with hair dye was gutted to see another woman with the same pink tint.
  WITH no one else to organise or pressure into taking part in tedious fundraising events, a PTA mum has started bossing herself around.
  A MAN is wondering whether to throw his Lonely Planet guides away rather than allow them to mock him from the bookshelf.
  BRITONS under lockdown have confirmed that their homes appear to be getting a tiny bit smaller every day.
  DELIBERATELY angering strangers on the internet is the UK’s top new lockdown hobby. So who are you trolling this weekend?
  THE future is looking bright for a child who has the skill and confidence to tip crisp crumbs into his mouth, it has been confirmed.
  THERE’S been much talk about the heroism of NHS workers during the pandemic. But why is there no clapping for those other brave frontline workers, estate agents?
  HI Keir. You’re an experienced politician and I’m a 23-year-old footballer, yet I’m much better than you at holding the government to account. Here are my...
  ONLY a morally bankrupt, heartless swine would try to jump the queue and get vaccinated early. Here’s how to do it.
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